BREAKING NEWS: Michael Schumacher's Medical Notes Stolen.

Documents said to be Formula One legend Michael Schumacher's medical
notes have been stolen! And according to Schumacher's manager, Sabine
Kehm, the thief is trying to sell them for cash. So in swift response,
she has released a brief statement warning potential buyers and
threatening legal action if any of the information in Schumacher's
medical reports are made public.

Her statement reads:
'For several days stolen documents and data are being offered for
sale. The offeror claims them to be the medical file of Michael
Schumacher. We cannot judge if these documents are authentic. However,
the documents are clearly stolen. The theft has been reported. The
authorities are involved.

We expressly advise that both the purchase and the publication of such
documents and data is forbidden. The contents of any medical files are
totally private and confidential
and must not be made available to the public.

We will therefore, in every single case, press for criminal charges
and damages against any publication of the content or reference to the
medical file. We trust for your understanding.'Schumacher, 45, was
last week transferred from Grenoble University hospital to a
rehabilitation clinic after he had spent nearly six months in an
artificially induced coma, following a horrific skiing accident in
France last December.