Dear NRB men, would you rock this mankini?

The Only Way Is Essex's stars, Bobby Norris (in red) and Harry
Derbridge (in white) wore these mankinis or male thongs to the beach
while on holiday in Marbella on Monday June 9th.

The British reality stars turned plenty of heads at the beach as they
let it all hang out in their unusual choice of swimwear. And this is
supposed to be sexy?

The kind of guys who wear such are called sponsosexuals, this is
according to Mark Simpson, the man who coined the term 'metrosexual'
20 years ago. He said unlike metrosexuals who fret over their wardrobe
and complexion, sponsosexual's primary concern is his body. He's a
social media & selfie-obsessed male, who thinks nothing of using and
abusing products, practises and pleasures previously only the domain
of women and gay men.